Some funny things Paris said during the fall'95 semester of cs51, as recorded by the students: -- One of the good things for a computer scientist to know is that binary notation is good. -- We'll do examples of this until you're blue in the face. -- It's going to, kachoonk, kachoonk, do lots of instructions. -- Q: What format is the midterm going to be? A: Well, you know, it's going to be questions. -- Well, I don't balieve in it, but it's a theorem. -- Although it's uncountable, it's some number. -- I'm sort of a bad guy, and you're a good guy, ok? -- And once I would be trapped in the trap state, I would just blow up. -- Right, ok, let's take out our scissors and refashion this. -- I will convince you by dint of lots and lots of slides.