As you read our departmental newsletter conduit!, do you find yourself eagerly looking forward to Eugene Charniak's entertaining column 'Charniak Unplugged' at the end of the publication? Do we have news for you! Soon, discerning enthusiasts can cut to the chase and enjoy a compilation of Eugene's droll insights into life in the department and in general. Issues of conduit! from spring '96 (Vol.5, No.1) to the current issue (V9,N1) will be available, complete with graphics and photographs, at this URL: http://www.cs.brown.edu/publications/unplugged/ Enjoy!